Tanner’s Resolutions

I know I shared a few of my resolutions for the new year, now I thought it might be fun to share some of Tanner’s resolutions (or at least the ones I really hopes he makes from this fun list we found)

1. I will not eat other animals poop. (is there a 12 step program for this, I think Tanner needs one)
2. Since number 1 will be a hard one to break, I will at least not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop
3. I will not roll in other animals poop
4. I’ll remember that the garbage collector and/or UPS truck is NOT stealing our stuff.
5. I will not roll my toys behind the couch.
6. I must shake the snow and rain out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
7. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
8. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
9. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
10. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
11. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.
12. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
13. I will not eat my Mom’s underwear.
14. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither is Mom’s lap.
15. I will not put my paws on the counter or steal any more Christmas roasts.
16. I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and car registration
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3 responses to “Tanner’s Resolutions

  1. Tara Whalen

    Yikes!!! Love number 9. All this makes me anxious to run back to the shelter and try again… not.You gotta love him. So cute.

  2. Houston

    I think number 16 should be crossed off, I like that one!

  3. Kelly McGarry

    I can’t stop laughing! I love tanner he is so cute!I need to make a doggy resolution list for Bailey Sue!:)

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